You have questions. We have a form. This is the ancient dance of digital hospitality: you type something sincere, we pretend a human reads it immediately, and everyone feels connected for approximately four seconds.
Fill in the fields below with whatever combination of honesty and optimism feels appropriate. Required fields are marked, because bureaucracy is a love language.
If forms feel too formal, here are other ways to attempt communication. Each has its own charm and its own particular flavour of waiting.
void@nihilo.inc
Response time: 1-3 business days, or 1-3 business weeks during what we elegantly call "bandwidth season."
The old ways are the reliable ways
Please ensure your pigeon is GDPR-compliant and has not been trained by a competitor. We accept both homing and decorative breeds.
Think loudly in our general direction
Results vary. We have a 12% successful reception rate, which is surprisingly close to our email open rate. Draw your own conclusions.
Somewhere between intention and execution
We exist in the cloud, which is a polite way of saying we work from various couches and occasionally a desk that someone described as "collaborative."
@nihilo on the usual platforms
We post irregularly and with the confidence of someone who believes engagement metrics are a form of modern poetry. Follow at your own spiritual risk.
Define "real." If you mean carbon-based, sentient, and mildly caffeinated — yes. If you mean someone who has read your message in its entirety — that depends on the word count.
Faster than a government department. Slower than your anxiety would prefer. Somewhere in the noble middle ground where organisations pretend to be both efficient and thoughtful.
Technically, telephones exist. Emotionally, we are a text-based organisation. If you phone us, expect the kind of silence that implies deep thought but may indicate mild panic.
Weird is our baseline. Normal inquiries concern us slightly. If your message involves a question about the nature of buttons, the philosophy of hover states, or whether gradients have feelings — you are among friends.
Alternatively, close this tab and carry the memory of Nihilo like a small, well-designed stone in your pocket. We will understand. We always do.