✦ questions from the public, bless them
Frequently asked, reluctantly answered.
A list of recurring inquiries, treated with the patience of someone who has been asked the same thing in slightly different words eleven times this week.
Is Nihilo a real product?
Emotionally, yes. Operationally, it is a lifestyle brand for people who mistake gradients for destiny.
What problem does it solve?
Mainly the silence between meetings. Also the ancient human need to turn uncertainty into a dashboard.
Can my team use it?
Certainly. Teams adore tools that imply coherence while generating fresh folders and meetings.
Is there an enterprise tier?
Of course. There is always an enterprise tier, shimmering faintly behind a sales form and a calendar widget. See pricing for the rest.
What makes Nihilo different from competitors?
Competitors have features. We have atmosphere. They ship updates; we ship moods. The distinction is subtle and enormously profitable in theory.
Is there a refund policy?
You cannot refund an experience. You can only carry it, like a beautifully wrapped box that turned out to contain another, smaller box, which was empty.
Do you have an API?
We have something we call an API. It returns JSON-shaped feelings and occasionally a 418 status code because even our servers have personality.
Who designed this website?
A collective of organisms who believe strongly in border-radius, backdrop-blur, and the quiet drama of whitespace. They are fine. Probably.
Is the team on the About page real?
No. They are decorative. They have headshots, titles, and admirable cheekbones. They do not have email addresses.
Is this entire website a joke?
Yes, but it takes itself seriously enough to be a job. The fonts alone took weeks.
Question not on the list? Excellent. We love a fresh source of work.
Send it through the contact form. We will read it, sigh affectionately, and respond in due course.